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So, with much shuffling of paper on desks a la Moira Stewart, here are all things new and Naked........
A CREDIT CRUNCHING IDEA ....
If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95; with HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50; £1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5.
But if you bought £1000 worth of Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminum re-cycling plant, you would get £214.
So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle.
Love from the Naked Team xxx
Naked Gets Into Its Birthday Suit!
Since September 2005 people have been getting Naked all over the country.
Tens of thousands of Naked people have quenched their skin with over 2.3 tonnes of pure unadulterated cocoa butter, bathed in body wash made from 116 million tiny seeds of Starflower, and saved their heat damaged hair with 26,000 litres of Naked Rescue Intensive Hair Treatment. But the icing on the birthday cake has to be our Rose With No Clothes softening face wash. Addicts of this hugely popular product have splooshed their way through the 955,000 tonnes of damask rose petals used to make this luxurious face wash.
We were the first mass toiletry brand to introduce paraben-/SLS/petrochemical – free formulations to the high street at an everyday price. Since then we’ve scored another first, launching products in totally recycled plastic bottles in 2007. Just goes to show, you don’t have to be grown up to have big ideas.
As a little 3rd Birthday celebration we will be offering free P&P on all orders of £20 or more at www.nakedbodycare.co.uk for the entire month beginning Monday 29th September 2008.
The Naked Cowboy, NYC
Our Founding Director went to New York last month and look who she bumped into in Times Square - the Naked Cowboy himself! Read all about this infamous inhabitant of Times Square at www.nakedcowboy.com. Great name!
A piece of advice - if you want to know where to slip him a couple of dollars for posing with you, it's down his boots. Louise wishes she'd known this at the time.......
Let us know if you've seen him too at reach.us@nakedbodycare.co.uk
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Naked Vitamin Boost Hair Treatment
Treat your hair to a vitamin boost with this nourishing hair treatment.
Sap from Canadian Maple trees is tapped once a year, each tree producing 60 kilos of sap.
This is enough to make 1.5 gallons of maple syrup, which was once known for treating women's complaints.
Wherever possible we will use ethically sourced ingredients.
However, sometimes it's not necessary - for example grapefruits are grown in Florida and we don't know of any exploitation in Florida.
